did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
Bad news: work early in the morning
Good news: I met Joyce manor
I’m so exhausted. I felt so tired and sleepy all day. I can not sleep though.
I also need to stop spending so much money on other people.
These kids who stop by my job continuously take pictures and stand by the window and knock until I turn around. Its getting so annoying.
if you don’t think brendon urie fully deserved his best vocalist award after that wonderful frank sinatra performance let me fly you to the moon and fucking leave you there