Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world
― Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

Obama should have a willy wonka moment and send out an Obama bar to every college student. Whoever gets a golden ticket should have their tuition paid.

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

I’m too lazy to hang out with anyone.
Unless they have concert tickets, then I suddenly have all the energy in the world.