Its torture for your brain to be awake while everyone else is asleep.
- 1:33 am (via boobslyn)
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THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe
Every time I have a head ache, I think of getting a migraine and then I automatically think of twenty one pilots.
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
- I ask myself this all the time (via lonexwxlf)
I have not met a person who doesn’t like pizza.
when you’re trick-or-treating as a kid and instead of candy someone hands out healthy snacks
good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair
It makes me so sad knowing that a lot of retail places only hire you based on how you look. Like what if I’m the best fucking employee you’ll ever have, and you won’t hire me because you think I’m ugly???
If any of you don’t get a call back, its because you’re too cute and the bitch employee you gave your application to didn’t want to be in the presence of your beauty.