"I guess"

- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via karlurbanana)

(Source: monitormylife, via akissej)

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via onesociallyawkwardgirl)

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes, via i-milked-goats-before-i)

Lie to me like you used to
Tell me everything is how it should be
Lie to me, did you have to?

(Source: Spotify)

I’m too lazy to explain myself so i’ll just say “okay.”

jtotheizzoe:

do-math:

*realizes joy division did some real quick fs photoelectron spectroscopy for their dumb album cover*

1) Joy Division’s 1979 Unknown Pleasures album cover actually features a data visualization from the first known pulsar, PSR B1919+21, discovered by Jocelyn Bell Burnell in 1967, and discovered by the band’s drummer in the Cambridge Encyclopedia of Astronomy.

2) It is not dumb.

(via kennyhaz)

i can now spell “fuck you” in sign language.

improvement, 

pancakefacex replied to your post “Bored”

Jazmine study!!! Haha

studying makes me sad :(